Thursday, April 18, 2013

Snow in April: Coping Strategies

Well it's officially snowing Again.

So, in honor of the white stuff that won't stop falling from the sky, I present to you a list of potential coping strategies:

  •  Put on your bathing suit and sit out in it. Just pretend you are in the tropics. 
  • Make a snowball and throw it at someone. 
  • Light a fire and drink some really good hot cocoa, No crappy swiss miss, seriously splurge. Maybe even buy it at a fancy coffee shop. 
  • Do a polar plunge, the ice is off the edge of the lakes - Jump in!
  • Pretend it's oobleck and declare a holiday in its honor 
  • Shut the curtains, pull the covers over your head and just pretend it isn't happening.
  • Compose a song to it paroding a really annoying song like "The right stuff" -by NKOTB
The White Stuff

The first time was annoying
The second time was a gas
The third time I fell in a 
deep depression fast
Gotta shovel it to walk
Gets in my mouth when I talk
See it fall everywhere I go
Everywhere there's snow

We've got the white stuff, baby
Falling on us each and every day
(The White Stuff)
We've got the white stuff, baby
Why can't this stuff just go away
(The White Stuff)

All that I wanted was spring
In my life, it's so right
The snow should be all through melting
Spring is all...
the total of my hopes and dreams


Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh, Oh, E, Oh,
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
The White Stuff
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh, Oh, E, Oh,
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
The White Stuff



And now that this flashback melody is well and truly stuck in your head, my work here is done.

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