Too

She's Too thin

She's Too fat

Too short, Too flat

Too tall, Too busty

Too shy, Too gutsy

She's Too loud

She's Too quiet

That short skirt could cause a riot.

She's Too covered

She's Too bare

She should cover up that hair

Too pretty, Too plain

Too disheveled,  Too vain

She's Too smart

She's Too dumb

Too emotional, Too numb

Too much makeup, or Too little

There's not much room here in the middle

It's always Too That or Too This

For a mark made just to miss.